For banking that won’t… break the bank. Our cheapest ever business and personal accounts, all run from a slightly damp office above a chip shop in Finchley.
We weren’t gonna pay app developers for loads of fancy bells and whistles. We’ve got the easiest to use app. Ever. It does like two things, both of them well.
Our phones are staffed 24 hours a day. Employee wellbeing? Who cares when there’s money to be made from our lovely clients.
No bells. No whistles. The app does two things. Both of them work, and one of them works very nearly all of the time.
Our staff are underpaid. Our offices are damp. And we don’t pay bonuses except to the CFO. So we’re super cheap for you.
Banks are boring. We’re turning the industry on its head and bringing some fun and frivolity to finance. Huzzah!
A current account that does current-account things. Card, app, the lot.
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